Dear Phillies Mgmt
It is time to fire the (owner's) Manual.
Seriously. What is going on? We are the WORST team in baseball-except for J Roll who actually IS hitting the ball.
I'm available for consultation and management of the baseball team...and I'm not afraid to stand up to Howard (F****) Eskin.
Using a technique employed by the Amish and Dwight on "The Office" I am shunning you.
A Devoted Fan
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Tough love, the shunning.
Hope it works.
Oh, as a native of Philadelphia and someone who's lived there for nearly 35 years, I feel your pain, deeply. Where is Von Hayes when you need him??? :-P
Are you going to unshun for the Stitch n Pitch?
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