Dear Phillies Mgmt
It is time to fire the (owner's) Manual.
Seriously. What is going on? We are the WORST team in baseball-except for J Roll who actually IS hitting the ball.
I'm available for consultation and management of the baseball team...and I'm not afraid to stand up to Howard (F****) Eskin.
Using a technique employed by the Amish and Dwight on "The Office" I am shunning you.
A Devoted Fan