Monday, February 25, 2008

RETURN OF THE OSCAR FASHION REVIEW

Since I got hosed with the cancellation of the Golden Globes, I've gone hard core with the Oscar blog...


Worst dressed female: Jennifer Hudson...we will never hear from her again

What is this Cameron, prom??? FIX YOUR HAIR!

Love George, hate the girlfriend...what color is her hair? Clearly not natural...


This is a trainwreck! She looks like she has antennas on her shoulders and he is wearing brown shoes!!! I don't care if you gave an Oscar winning performance!

LOVED YOU in Clayton! I thought you deserved the victory, but this dress is a disaster! It looks like a sack....

Worst use of baby glow: Cate Blanchett

Female Hall of Fame Winner: Heidi Klum

I'm a giant scientologist tangerine!


She cleans up nice: Amy Ryan


Worst Facial Hair: James McAvoy


Distinguised Lady: Ruby Dee! You are SMOKING!

Male Hall of Fame: George Clooney; now get rid of the arm candy!

I think Nicole might actually break in half! What is happening here?


This is Ellen's choice for best dressed-but I don't know...something is not right

Miley Cyrus-so cute, age approrpriate, smart and disciplined!



So, I hear you are dating my dream boy Javier...bitch!

I'm sorry but the fish scales just do NOTHING for me...but for some reason, she pulls this off

Cutest couple 1; Diane Lane and Josh Brolin


Cutest couple 2; Steve Carrell and his wife Nancy


Distinguised Gent Award: Tom Wilkinson. Brilliant in Clayton! Looks like the brit he is!


And now for my bests:

Amy Adams; love the green, love the faux bag, LOVE IT!!!

Keri Russell; the fit is impeccable...she looks like a goddess, albeit a very skinny goddess


Best Bling (worst hair): Laura Linney. I want that necklace

Best Bling with ok hair: Jennifer Garner. Looks effortless

Best use of preggers glow: Jessica Alba. She is always well put together and I LOVE this color...the only thing I would have done differently, lost the feathers.





3 comments:

JoAnn, Wynnewood said...

That person from Michael Clayton - whoever she is - looked like a raven got away from the tower of London. Yuck. Agree completely on the jewelry - that necklace Laura Linney had on was fabu as was Amy Adams' retro purse. I loved them both. I think George Clooney's gal pal looked good but just by being his girlfriend she's a bitch. I liked Heygl's dress, Ruby Dee too (all class). Jessica Alba is too damn beautiful. Daniel Day-Lewis looked like shit. I loved that the song from Once won. I just saw that movie last week and it was such a nice little film. They're an adorable duo. It's nice to get other opinions - the hubby doesn't have much to say.

Lisa said...

Sorry to ruin your dilusions, Javier is mine, sweetie. He's into tigers.

xoxo
Roger

Jana said...

What is with George Clooney's girlfriend? I don't understand he's like the most desirable person around couldn't he find someone with some smarts or talent or something? She's pretty but... what else? He's a great actor and director, etc and she was on Fear Factor??? It makes no sense! Them and when Lance Armstrong was dating one of the Olsen twins-that I don't get either!