Thursday, June 16, 2005

I hate West Coast Road Trips

Dear Phillies

Why? Why can you only score two runs in two games against the lowly Seattle Mariners?
Is it the jet lag? The overwhelming smell of garlic fries wafting through Safeco Field?
Your awe over the retractible roof? Please, someone explain to me how this is happening;because last time I checked the schedule, we have to play the Mets, Red Sox, Braves and Marlins (f'ing fish) in the next few weeks and you are PUTSING around out there.
Come on guys, the All Star Break is fast approaching and we ALL know how you play in August! Let's put some W's in the column and make some ground up...It's a tough division.

Interim Philadelphia area manager
Knitty D

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